aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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guardalaluna1:

If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you.

(Source: adidas-goth)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

pweezus:

screaming so loud when sugar were going down comes on the radio that it becomes 2005 again

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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